Best Wonder Woman Ever.
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The only problem with this joke is it may actually get on the ballot, and hen we'll end up with divorce being illegal in California. And then we'll be dealing with swarms of Republicans screaming because they suddenly can't divorce...hm. Maybe Mr. Marcotte has something here.
(From the snarky and fun "In which Shadowjack Watches Sailor Moon" thread on rpg.net
( Part 1: Our Heroine, Usagi )
( Recap Part 2: The Animal Companion, Luna )
( Recap Part 3: Ami, the smart girl )
( Recap Part 4: Rei, the hot priestess )
( Recap Part 5: Mamorou and Tuxedo Mask, hot guys who are nothing alike, really )
( Recap Part 6: Queen Beryl and Jaedite: Big Bad and Minion, respectively )
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Courtesy of
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bad_rpers_suck , we have an example of both a crypto-racist being pwned, AND an example of why one shouldn't rely on Wikipedia for all your information on the world.With love from Zimbabwe
This is why I keep reading bad_rpers_suck; the delightful smell of schadenfreud in the morning.
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But of course not. Games today are all about the Final Dungeon this, or Dragons Fantasy that. It's only natural the donkey would get passed over in all the rush. So, I think I'll just go back to my breakfast of thistles.
...Pretty art though.
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And now, Jim Macdonald of Making Light, has condensed all the helpful advice contained in Old English Folksongs. I recommend all my friends read this, especially if they are named Janet.
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( See the filum! )
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Your result for The Supervillain Archetype Test...
The Megalomaniac
Ambitious, Intelligent, Calculating
The Megalomaniac is the most prestigious of super-villain classes. If anyone is ever going to rule the world, it will probably be you.
Your main goal in life is power and domination, you have the tools to do it, and you know it. Megalomaniacs are intelligent and forceful, and they tend not to let their emotions cloud their judgment. Most of the time. They are usually found, or not found, working at the top of a huge structured organization, though many prefer to work by themselves.
The Megalomaniac has but one flaw, but its an invariably fatal one; arrogance. He knows that he can take over the world, and he isn't afraid to let you know, often elaborately and in great detail. They often do not foresee the fly in their ointment, because they do not want to admit that such a fly could exist.
Sample Megalomaniacs: Dr. Doom, Lex Luthor, Ras al'Ghul, Kang the Conqueror, Emperor Palpatine, Brain
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I think this one will especially appeal to
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devonapple . I mean, hours upon HOURS of Jack Black dialogue. It may be too intense for the rest of us.( Videos here. See what I mean? )
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Lean, swipe.
Lean, swipe.
Leeeaaan...swipe....
*plop!*
Stalk away offended, as we laugh.
"Dad, I SO did not fall out of the cat tree. I leaped and fe- LANDED on my feet. Because I was bored. See, I am over here. Eating kibble. Just as I intended. Shut up!"
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And oh yeah, it's pretty funny as well.
( Watch Video )
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Here's a couple examples:
Just call me ninja of the morning NINJA
just touch my cheek before you slay me, ninja.
Just call me ninja of the morning NINJAPost an Entry
then slowly turn and hide from me.
just touch my cheek before you slay me, ninja.
Just call me ninja of the morning NINJAPost an Entry
then slowly turn and hide from me.
See? Here's a more modern example:
So,
So what, I'm still a ninja
I got my ki moves
And I don't need you
So that's the start. Your task is to find those annoying earworms that can be improved by inserting ninjas into them. Then go ahead and share them here. Go!
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complacent
James, as Cally descirbes it, is "story prone", in a way that will make one either wince or laugh, or both. Whether its a matter of near-death experiences, incidents with his cats, or his demonstration to a teacher of the difference between centipedes and millipeds, his stories are entertaining and oddly life-affirming.
I also can't help but think that even though there's a lot of repetition on this list (culled as it is from assorted usenet posts), that there could be good material for a book here.
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Courtesy of The Morning news, we have this very timely and helpful article: don't wait until it happens to you, read this now!
In the Event That You Have Accidentally Swallowed the Higgs Boson
For those who are confused, here is a one-page explanation of the Higgs Field and the Higgs Boson.
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Now someone has recreated that scene...with the kindly help help of two unpaid actors. Two short, furry actors.
( Let the fight scene begin! )
Honestly, I think the music is more appropriate than in the original show. I also now want the "Star Trek Fight Scene" music as my Blackberry's ring tone. I wonder if that's possible?
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So, in honor of St. Patrick's Day:
Write your Own Irish Memoir!
It's like Mad Libs for the James Joyce fans!
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Everyone's favorite vigilante reviews D&D 4E.
Geeky satire just doesn't get better than this.
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San Francisco Historians Condemn 1906 Earthquake Deniers
I can seriously see those people holding conferences, right along side the evolution deniers, the young-earth creationists, the 9-11 conspiracy buffs, holocaust deniers, the vaccination opponents, the "HIV doesn't cause AIDS" nuts...and in the background the UFO freaks are going "Dudes, we were here a LONG time before you all!"It's more than a little depressing, really.
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